It’s a boy for Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney and it’ll certainly always be sunny in their lives from here on out. Well, aside from the lack of sleep. The creators of so many funny It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes have created a new life, son Axel Lee McElhenney, who was born Wednesday. Appropriately, Kaitlin went into labor at a Phillies game. I went into labor at the Phillies/Dodgers game Tuesday,” says Olson. “As soon as Ryan Howard hit a three-run home run, we felt comfortable leaving to go have our baby. We love him like crazy, even though he made us miss the second half of the game. Damn kids. The couple announced the pregnancy in March. “Rob and I are so excited it’s stupid,” Olson said then. “The last few years have been pretty amazing and just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, the greatest thing in the world happened. Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Suddenly, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen seem like mature adults, wearing clothing completely appropriate for their ages.A couple days after new modeling shots of Kendall Jenner hit the Internet, photographer Nick Saglimbeni has released more pictures he recently took of the 14-year old.
Yes, 14-year old. That bears repeating over and over and over, as you check out the photos of Kendall below. They feature the young teenager in a string bikini, fishnet stockings and exposing cleavage that has no business being exposed.

On their blogs, half-sisters Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have expressed enormous pride over their sibling’s shoot. Writes Kim: “The whole family is so proud of Kendall. Soooo much more to come!”
It’s unclear why these photos are cause for pride. Considering the Kardashians’ connections, it’s easy to hire a photographer and get the pics published. Moreover, any 14-year old can stand in front of a camera. There’s no talent or hard work involved here.
There’s simply horrible judgment by a family that cares more about attention than appropriate behavior.

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Brooklyn Decker is declared as hottest girl of 2010, yep I am right. Brooklyn has the best bikini body, wow it’s too hot. Do you want to see something funny? Show these Women’s Health poll results to Kim Kardashian, and then watch her scream, panic, chug six gallons of Quick Trim and sit on the toilet for the next week. That magazine has crowned Brooklyn Decker as 2010’s Best Bikini Body, with Kim coming in all the way at number minus ten.

It’s been a great year for Decker, who is married to tennis star Andy Roddick. She was featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and she’s running away with a Fashion Face-Off against veteran model Marisa Miller. All pictured below, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Biel round out the top five in these rankings.
David Zinczenko says editorial director of Women’s Health: All of this year’s finalists have a deep commitment to working out, staying fit and eating smart… They have a variety of workout regimes from Pilates and yoga to boxing and weight training, kayaking and hiking to training for marathons. Hope you like Brooklyn Decker best bikini body. She is really to hot if want see than here is a master peace for you

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Those of you with crushes on Meghan McCain need not get your hopes up after reading the headline above. Her new book is simply titled Dirty Sexy Politics.

The cover for the work was released Tuesday by the Daily Beast, a news and opinion website that the 25-year-old daughter of Sen. John McCain writes for.
The effervescent Meghan “writes about her experiences on the campaign trail, how the party veered so far off track, why she is still a Republican, and more.”
It’s cool Meghan McCain has a book coming out and it’ll be a good read. We just hope she didn’t ask Tila Tequila and/or Heidi Montag to write the foreword.
Here’s our first look at the cover ….
A summary included with the book touts the younger, more attractive McCain as one of the most outspoken members of the Republican Party. Definitely true.
McCain, who is the creator of the website, McCainblogette.com, is also the author of a New York Times bestselling children’s book My Father: John McCain.
She is active on social networks such as Twitter, although she has scaled back on the picture posting after this hot, dorky photo caused such a stir last fall.
Follow this link for tons more Meghan McCain pictures!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt plays Samantha Horton in the new arrival movie “The Client List”,  which answers an ad in a local newspaper for a massage therapy job after her husband is injured and can not work.The Client List is a new film that released 19 July. 2010 and it is a true story about a woman named “Samantha Horton” who want to support the family and the children financially and to make both ends meet fall into the bog of prostitution. The main role of Samantha Horton will be depicted by the well renowned and outstanding actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. The whole story and Samantha diaries life is about the terrible consequences that may arise in the outcome of the woman’s desperate and frenetic ambition and the helplessness and desperation of a mother can escort her to the end.The client list is the story of Samantha Horton, a mother of three children and a former Texas beauty queen who grew up to expect to use their physical attributes to succeed. With her husband unable to support the family, Sam finds a job as a physiotherapist. Desperate toavoid foreclosureon your home, accepts a job as a massage therapist instead. Much more on massage.

The role is illustrated by Jennifer Love Hewitt by Samantha Horton is the woman who has a family, three children and has been the former gorgeousness Lady of Texas. It is a true saga of a beautiful and dedicated woman who always wanted to lead a respectable and content life, but circumstances and her husband’s free time making her fall prey to the shameful profession where she is left with no alternative than to exploit her beauty and femininity to make the home run or drive part she will have to see their children yearning out of hunger and other needs.

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Paris Hilton busted with more pot just two weeks following a South African World Cup pot bust.  The cops let Hilton walk after both trips to the station.
Reports indicate that Hilton was nabbed by the police in the early hours of Saturday, July 17, 2010 after her private jet landed at the Figari airport in Corsica.  The twenty nine year old was frisked by customs officials and, as police reports maintain, “Ms. Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari.  She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag.  Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned not to travel with drugs and then released within an hour with no criminal charges.  The drug was confiscated and destroyed

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Talk about a battle of larger-than-life MTV personalities.
With Heidi Montag’s show The Hills ending its run this week (with no sign of the plastic princess) and Snooki’s hit Jersey Shore kicking off its second season July 29, the two ladies have somehow gotten themselves into a hilarious feud.

Asked by Perez Hilton if Jersey Shore would consider taking Heidi on, Snooki replied: “I will punch her in the face because I don’t like her. She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don’t look like aliens, just saying.”
Asked if there’s a reason she hates Heidi Montag, she said: “I don’t know [if she said anything about me]. I don’t research Heidi because she’s nothing to me.”
Great stuff. Although when asked about her own pop culture relevance, the Jersey Shore star revealed her business model, which is quite to that of The Hills diva.
“I’m trying to do as much as I can right now. I have a clothing line coming out, then my hair [line] is Snook-it, [using] hairspray and a teasing comb,” she said.
“My book’s coming out about how I view the world.”
How Heidi views Snooki is pretty unfavorable after she caught wind of the Oompa Loompa’s feelings from Perez’s Tweets (click here to follow THG on Twitter).
She responded: “@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about.”
The ‘Tag added: “@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don’t think that is funny.”

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Can we take away the question mark in the title of Bethenny Getting Married? now please? She’s both hitched in real life and even on her TV show.
This week, her and husband Jason Hoppy jetted off to St. Bart for their honeymoon, which included skinny dipping, anxiety and more. Also, Bethenny posed for a pregnant nude photo shoot. Take it away, THG Real Housewives correspondent….

With their fabulous wedding behind them and Shawn getting himself cryogenically frozen so he can get some serious rest, Bethenny and Jason jet off to honeymoon on St. Bart’s. “I’m trying to be the sexy new bride but I’m a disaster,” Bethenny says.
This statement sets us up for a week filled with immense fun and laughter as well as hormone-induced crying jags and panic attacks, the highs and the lows occurring most likely within two seconds of each other.

Once on the island, they hop into their rental BMW and speed off across the gorgeous landscape. Of course they are renting a BMW – can you imagine these two in a Ford Fiesta? They arrive at the resort where they have a private villa with butler service. Their villa is gorgeous, enormous, and complete with their own huge pool with giant turtles wandering around it, munching contentedly on tropical grasses.
As soon as their luggage hits the floor, Bethenny is immediately topless and she and Jason are in the pool. “When those doors opened, honestly, you took my breath away,” Jason tells Bethenny about their wedding day.
They say many sweet things to each other and what little clothes they were wearing end up in a sodden heap pool-side. Gigantic iguanas look on suspiciously from the bushes. Jason and Bethenny’s entire submerged and naked bodies are blurred out.
Next, the two hit the beach. “I really feel like a pig that needs to be roasted on the beach at a luau,” Bethenny tells us. Jason is particularly fond of commenting on Bethenny’s cankles and her “sausage-link” toes and, luckily, she has a good attitude about it all. She tells us repeatedly that she feels fat and gross but really she must be feeling pretty confident because her bathing suit is essentially a bikini and pretty skimpy at that. Plus, she looks amazing.
Sure she’s pregnant but she’s totally toned. It’s as hot as a seven months pregnant woman can possibly look. Also, she is sporting a big, floppy fluorescent pink hat and she will wear this hat pretty much non-stop throughout the rest of the honeymoon.
Arriving back at their suite, they find a large, wet animal poop on the floor. Bethenny dry heaves, runs through the villa, and freaks out. They are sure it’s one of those huge iguanas done snuck into their bungalow and took a dump but their search turns up nothing.
Then, they wax a happy trail of dark hair that has developed on Bethenny’s belly.
Bump hair successfully removed, the newlyweds have breakfast (pink hat in attendance) and discuss a number of things, including:

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Finally, someone is taking issue with Pamela Anderson’s body As seen here, the poster reads: “All Animals Have the Same Parts. Go Vegetarian.”

We’re pretty sure that’s inaccurate, however. We’ve never seen a cow or pig with silicone in their breasts. Moreover, Pamela’s parts haven’t stopped many men from eating her.
Replied the actress to the controversy: “In a city that is known for its exotic dancing and for being progressive and edgy, how sad that a woman would be banned from using her own body in a political protest over the suffering of cows and chickens. In some parts of the world, women are forced to cover their whole bodies with burqas — is that next?
“I didn’t think that Canada would be so puritanical.”
Snaps, yo! Your move, Canada.
To get a close look at other examples of PETA wasting its money on celebrity-based ads, visit our nude PETA picture album today!
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The actres flew to Montreal this week to publicize her latest PETA ad, only to be turned away by the city. Canadian officials denied a permit for the unveling because they claim the bikini-based billboard is somehow sexist.
Said Montreal film commissioner Daniel Bissonnette, whose office laid down the law:
“It is not so much controversial, as it goes against all principles public organizations are fighting for in the everlasting battle of equality between men and women.”
Anyone care to make sense of that statement? Do any men feel discriminated against by the following ad?

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Looking to move on following her emotional breakup and volatile reunion with ex-fiance Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi has been hitting the L.A. party scene.
Hard.
Unfortunately, she’s kind of unstable. “She doesn’t like being alone,” a witness said. “All her friends keep telling her how much better she’s looking without [Jake].”

Wait … Vienna has friends?
Later, at Syndicate Hospitality’s MyStudio nightclub, Girardi ran into Gregory Michael, the Greek star who “definitely made out” with the engaged reality star.
That’s when the trouble began.
“She stalked him!” another source says. Observing the actor (gasp) talking to another girl, Vienna “started crying. She freaked out. The entire club saw.”
Michael bolted. “He couldn’t deal with her behavior. He was trying to remain friends with her and be cordial but this just pushed him over the edge.”
Yet Girardi kept at it and was all-smiles at a Playboy event at bar210. At that shindig, a witness reports Girardi “was drunk and all over the place.”
How drunk? “She was opening her shirt and showing her bra and hanging on every guy.” Says one club observer: “I’m embarrassed for her!”
Join the club. Hopefully she sent some drunk emails to Lee Smith after.

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